joanna

joanna
1. (joanna) (1338↑, 456↓)
1.The most sincere, goodhearted, and gorgeous girl to grace the world with her lively presence. Some say she resembles Rachel Weisz but in actuality Weisz would never be able to reach the pedestal of beauty that Joanna sits atop of. 2. Pretty much the most awesome person you can ever hope to meet. Be weary though, Joanna is a complete badass and is known to carry either a [nine] or a [gat] with her at all times - for protection from other jealous rival badasses and if she just feels like being a [thug] and robbing a liquor store or grocery for the hell of it.

"Man you shot up and robbed five armored vans, assaulted three cops, and beat up Jean-Claude Van Damme. You're almost as badass as Joanna." Joanna is so awesome her presence radiates awesomeness.

2. (Joanna) (964↑, 364↓)
Beautiful girl, usually dark haired, and has a great taste in music.

Who's that chick who can moonwalk, play guitar and fly? -Oh that's just Joanna

3. (Joanna) (759↑, 303↓)
Perfection in human form. Someone who is "Joanna" is likely to be creative, lovely, intelligent and charming; and will always have an impeccable dress sense. If you are friends with a Joanna, count yourself lucky. They are truely the nicest people you will ever meet.

"I wish I was as Joanna as her... *sigh*"

4. (Joanna) (645↑, 295↓)
A sexy girl that makes the world smile

Wow that girl is a Joanna.

5. (Joanna) (680↑, 343↓)
Seriously the most awsome-est person ever Most Joannas will typically be extremely successful in life and have some friends who like to copy off of them. Joannas really don't like niners and usually bully them around in the lockers, some Joannas may even steal their lunch money.... Niners beware...

I totally Joannaed that niner\! Joanna= Awsomeness\!

6. (Joanna) (422↑, 247↓)
the dopest biznatch you'll ever meet. Joannas are funny, nice, and know how to have a good time. but if you screw around with joanna, she'll fuck you up 10x worser than you'd ever imagine.

guy: did you see that nigga's face? damn\!\! girl: oh yeah. joanna did that.

7. (Joanna) (196↑, 24↓)
The most beautiful, intelligent,perfect woman, able to take my world and make it happy no matter what she does

Joanna you are the most amazing woman I've ever met

8. (Joanna) (5↑, 26↓)
To cancel ruthlessly and shamelessly with no or exceedingly little notice as often as possible. Excuse may or may not be plausible/honest. Grandma died again. Sick. Tired. Don't feel like it. Whatever the reason. You don't even need one. Then agree to any future plans or offer new plans to cancel on later for further enjoyment and rejection reinforcement. Synonymous with sadist.

Did you hear about John's date last week? Yeah, the girl joanna'd on him for the third time. That sucks.

9. (Joanna) (134↑, 381↓)
People with this name tend to get angry a lot, mostly out of their own selfishness. They are often egocentric and you are their enemy unless you have good things to say about them. Joanna is the name for someone with intense built up anger that get's taken out on people who doesn't deserve it.

Guy: So joanna, I heard you had started working out? Joanna: WHO DID YOU HEAR THAT FROM? MAYBE YOU DIDNT\! MAYBE YOU JUST ASSUMED I HAD BECAUSE YOU THINK IM FAT. YOU THINK IM FAT DONT YOU. YOURE A HORRIBLE DOUCHEBAG. *storms off* Guy: wow...

Author: unluckyvictim http://joanna.urbanup.com/4464207
10. (Joanna) (122↑, 718↓)
An old and mouldy slapper who smells like yesterdays dick-cheese and deserves to be clubbed like a baby seal. The only guy that would touch this little red-headed, bespeckled ferret faced freak is a pathetic desperado.

"Eeeeww, what is that rancid smell"? It can only be one thing - a Joanna.

Author: Trollop shooter http://joanna.urbanup.com/2799858
Related: beautiful, jojo, amazing, awesome, girl, joana, sexy, funny, gay, hot, love, nice, phone, piss, poladorian, poo
Last updated: 2012.03.01

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